Touching Home

•April 3, 2010 • 1 Comment

The Bros

Touching Home–an impressive first work by local filmmakers Logan and Noah Miller has rocked my world.

Our community college screenwriting class was invited to see a special viewing–with the Millers themselves. Half the class didn’t show.

Their loss!

The story opens on two sets of hands planting a flat of pansies (“pensees“), then opening a beautifully crafted wooden box with tiny brass screws, pulling out a bag of ashes, and scattering some on the newly-planted flowers.

I recognized the location: “my” scraggly recumbent oak,   the one (pictured coming out of Logan’s left ear) on a rock-strewn knoll above Saint What’s-Her-Name,  a picturesque, tiny church next to the baseball diamond in  Nicasio town square.

EXT.  Farmhouse – NIGHT.  Rainstorm.  A police car stops at a rural house, two blonde tykes jump out, thank “Coach”, run in with a baseball trophy.

INT. Farmhouse living room. NIGHT.   A bearded fellow staggers in, collapses on the easy chair and notices the trophy and a spies note with it:  FOR YUO DAD.

Dad hurls the trophy against the wall in a rage, or in despair.

Tries to glue the bat back onto the statue with shaky hands…no luck.

Some time later, the  bros tiptoe in,   drape his sleeping form with an afghan, and steal away with the broken trophy.

My eyes begin to swim.

Three minutes, and I’m irrevocably hooked.

You are going to be hooked, too, if you see the movie.

You will discover that even the irredeemable deserve compassion, and that winning and losing aren’t opposites. If the bros had broken into the big leagues, a few million people wouldn’t be hit in the gut with a 90 mph line-drive of a movie.
With the aching loss of all those years  in the catchnet of yesterday,  Noah and Logan had to start anew. Poverty, it is said, is the muse’s patrimony…..

hence an unforgettable love letter to  a damaged dad, set amid dreams of baseball fame and family disarray.  We get to experience the margins, the frayed edge of Marin’s physically beautiful back side , millimeters from the cliched Beemers and bling. Falling a tad short of the pro ball life they’d so determinedly chased gave us a pair of artist/athletes. WHOM WE NEED MORE OF.   I am so fucking sick of politician jocks (always Republican, curiously enough),  and those rich poseur millionaire jerks with their three hundred cars and hideous mansion/’crib’….whoops, where did THAT come from? (Please don’t be envy please don’t be envy..it’s so unbecoming).

Sorry…(note to self: the movie, focus on the movie)  Ahem… the movie debuts in a couple weeks.

I am going to pay the scalper’s  price for a ticket for the April 29 Rafael Theater opening–it’s already sold out…(half of Marin is celebrating early for a couple of Oscars! No pressure…just “prescience”).

“Clint” and “Lane” are matching boys of different temperament and tolerance and surpassing brotherhood. Their facial muscles should get a special Oscar. The complicated, ruined and still loving-in-his-own-way father who  runs out of time is  re-created through Ed Harris‘ riveting performance.

The viewers  assume these wounds, their truths: empathy, frustration, rage, resignation.  And, of course, re-enactment…in a darkened,  respectful theater.

Do they imagine a heaven in which their dad, Daniel, gazes gleefully down, with a greasy  M&G cheese burger, fries, and a bottle of Lagunitas IPA?

How many times did I  ride past the guy’s pick-up when I did the big miles in West Marin? Or   spy him on a roof as  I held my breath through a cloud of tar- steam? Did I notice the star team playing ball on Gomez field?

Now about the book. Hey, these are two self-possessed, or perhaps just plain possessed, young men doing the impossible…why not throw a memoir on top of the job order?
Yah, a nice account of their hellride through the L.A. popularity contest and dream factory.

You’re Either In Or You’re In The Way…Good news: an unpredictable, difficult life proves to be a decent prep school for the sick roller-coaster ride called Hollywood.  They wrote the script, found funding,  produced it.  Occasionally they hit walls…but bounced and overcame the hurdles. They were fit and they had each other. One could be down, but the other would be up. Nauseating defeat derails miraculous luck, resulting in  nightmarish, eyes-open-in-the-dark nights.

They commit Ed Harris with a handshake–without telling ‘his people’ (or him) there’s no money…. and then almost by accident find a  million dollar investor  just in time to hear that a certain ball club is unhappy with being “used”…like those Jackie Chan flicks where the cops AND the crooks are the enemy… the film production snowballs, then melts, then re-freezes…like a party everyone wants to be part of, IF the money turns up….a lifetime of strong bonds with other baseballers saves the day more than once.

“We’re adept at dealing with irrational people” grin the bros (who co-wrote the book, one typing, one scribbling).

They also have a mystic resource that science is at a loss to explain…that co-valent twin bond……like their friend said: You’re two halves of the same thing!

I slammed the book in a couple of days–…then I re-read it so I could savor again all the ups and downs and the brilliant wording (“nut-tickler” really grabbed me, as did an unsavory couple of characters called “Little Angry” and “Big Angry”), the throwaway lines, all of it.  Then I bought another for a friend, a teacher in our Fairfax family whose daughter’s their age. Everyone should be alerted  to the Marin kids who made good on a promise.

Oh, and of course they’ve got a blog.

Piano Moves at Regular Guy Camp™

•March 31, 2010 • 1 Comment

Dig that coffee signature...

Charlie Kelly  called this morning…”Hey! If you want to see me and the boys in action, we’re moving that piano at the bottom of your street, ten minutes. Be there!”

Having missed most of his deft piano-dancing team exercises,  I zipped down, camera in pocket.  Three burly guys were already dismembering a recumbent baby grand.

CK  introduced me to Bob & Ryan.

“You guys hear about the time CK’s crew accidentally stole that piano from the wrong house in Bolinas?” I asked.
”We helped do it….ya know of  any other unlocked pianos?” Bob shot back.

“Tell ‘er about the Poor Little Guy” his partner prodded.

CK took over. My camera had exactly enough juice to snap CK …he’s a consummate story teller…
”The guy’s kid was so engrossed watching us doing our thing… we didn’t notice, but he just couldn’t wait…and we’re packing up the blankets, when we find this pile of poop in the middle…the father  goes: Aww, poor little guy! And we’re thinking ,  ahem…what about  US poor little guys?!”

“The father offered to wash it… but…uh…we made it a gift.”

Just about now,  Barry the landlord showed up  to watch the thrilling Piano-Down-The-Fragile_Slate Steps sequence….I introduced him to Seekay “who invented the mountain bike” and told Seekay about Barry “who created the Baja one thousand” with a few of his SoCal  buddies…adding that Barry was on the radio two weeks ago,  a show called ”guys at 5” on KSVY.

“I’m going to be on that show today” CK exclaimed, “they’ll take anybody”.

The interviewer is Jeff Mills, “Jobsite Jeff”, a former Doobie Bros tour manager.

Jeff’s CK’s pal from childhood and their fathers were “Lodge” dudes (Elks?)….

I sure hope it’s a linkable interview… If it is, you’ll get to hear the mellifluous bombast (and I say this with the deepest love and respect) of the guy whose storytelling gifts are just about to cross over into the manstream (sorry), 30 years after his frivolous pursuit took the world by storm.

And I stormed in…buns a blazing...oops, this is a blog about you, SeeKay…

Hmmm: Jeff, you, SeeKay. Say that a few times, fast. But not around the kids.

Oh, yah, CK’s writing a book. His third, if I recall correctly. This one will be the charm.

The mighty Quinn

•March 19, 2010 • 1 Comment

Quinn is the best Rolfer in Marin, no shit


The mighty Quinn

Originally uploaded by wombatbiker

On the forth day my Rolfer did pound it into me:
mega muscle manouevers
mayrepetitions
In between the muscles.
Never even a whimper/ might even be called relaxing….
I think maybe because I decided to trust the guy
with all the training, and see if in fact I do move
smoother, looser after the basic ten sessions
which are as much an anatomical education
as they are connective-tissue ‘intervention”
that will (one hopes) correct old bad habits.

Bounteous Garbage

•March 16, 2010 • 4 Comments

Another great day in the bins…I  was riding home from a screenwriting class on a bike  Perfectly Unsuited For Gleaning (my roadie-Cunningham). This is the God-I’m-Late bike, a lightweight —a mon avis, 21 lbs is light–fleet non-utility bike that gets me to College of Marin in  twenty minutes–close to  my Bersonal Pest.

Of course, that’s assuming I hit the lights just right, or uh…shave time with  socially-frowned-upon Illicit Momentum Protocols which can enrage car-bound witnesses, thereby inciting Irrational, Violent Venting Behaviors.

Then, three hours later with all the time in the world…I wonder if I can resist ogling the garbage. My deeply embedded peek-a-boo dumpster-checking habit is  tough to break when the rewards are so consistently great.

I think: dress in good clothes, ride the race bike; that way, you won’t be able to carry anything.

Naah…the Pavlovian lattice (I don’t want to explain) exerts its effect, and  I leap off  the  bike. No traffic, that’s good.   Up  go the sleeves of winter wool coat #14 (some day ask to see my collection) — and hope the cashmere/silk/burlap blend doesn’t brush the blackened side-walls of  the  “forlornucopia”.

There’s anabandoned  plastic shop-lifting basket nearby, so I’ve something to haul the goodies home in…and home I weave.  The basket is perched precariously on the left side of the handlebar held by my left hand, braking with the right.
It’s a bit of a circus act.

The inner economist/doomsayer reminds me that saving money so “Anathema/Blue Cross” can have more, and flying over the bars owing to nabbing food without using a Proper Bike With Panniers will not pencil out, cost-wise.
I hold my breath a lot.
Then I carefully pull over to the curb, change hands (now my braking hand is the left one, oh, my) and resume wobbling home.
For you, a picture is worth at least a dozen fine dinners, tonight: chicken pot pie without bottom crust. Recipe from NYT. More like a cobbler. Except it’s turkey I’ve got….J’adore turkey.

Requiem for Janis Coblentz

•March 8, 2010 • 15 Comments

Janis at the wheel, Bicycle Odyssey 1989

March 8 is Women’s Day. There will be articles, and in Europe people give acacia blossoms to the women in their lives…but this year, I want to recognize one woman.
Janis Coblentz,–of the original  dozen or so Wombats– died this month, after a three year long cancerous siege.

Her brave life partner and tandem/bike/Airstream adventuring man, Eric Johnson, stood by her during the siege, and kept her comfortable last month as Jan ran out of steam.

My first sight of Jan was in 1987 at a Sausalito health food store, where she came over and introduced herself…and shortly after joined that charter bunch of fat-tire women in Marin County. New Year’s Day 1988 was a drenching downpour of a winter’s day. Jan, Eric, and only a couple others headed into the hills…

The following summer she and Joan Nilsen were “best women” at Charlie and my ‘welding bells’ nuptials.   I got the (used) dress,  the (semblance of) pomp, and the genuinely delicious food aspects of a Solemn Occasion right. …but since weddings in general seem like dress-up play-acting, I couldn’t resist tweaking other givens–no one was asked to don fancy clothes.  Having attendants was good enough, and Jan,  Joan and “Jerome” (Charlie’s dude-of-honor) gave us that pinch of style.

Jan’s panache arose from an inimitable blend of forties Hollywood glamour and late century organic Earth-Woman. When she told stories, she’d often punctuate them with extra vigor, italicizing what she’d just seen or done, like when they witnessed the 50th birthday of the GG Bridge.

“You could not believe what it was like!” she told me of their day.  “Fireworks raining, pouring! down off the deck of the bridge,   with the bay reflecting this  golden light.    A magic night– thanks to the bikes– with   front row seats up in the hills…”

I took notes.

If you ever catch me in lipstick, it’s thanks to her.

If you ever have some of my home-grown vegetables, Ms Coblentz  master gardener inspired that, too.

From the bike to the food, to the dignified carriage on  any of her bicycles, she embodied the cycling way of life.  She must have a wall covered with trophies (she managed to be eight years older than me, but look younger then me, and raced like a twenty year old). They, along with a garden, a broken-hearted mate and a hole in the Fairfax community, will mark the presence of a remarkable woman who  faced the end without flinching, complaining, or weeping.

Janis, you inspire me.

8-8-88

The King and I

•March 2, 2010 • 4 Comments

"Not my husband, but Charlie just the same"

You can’t judge a secret writing project by its blown cover….

Charlie calls in regularly for what I think of as a cackling session. I know when I’ve written a ton, I  phone up a writerly friend…but I haven’t written “a ton” is quite a while… His gleeful blag sessions are always a joy (and we’ve been phone pals for as long as I’ve known him)  and I’m praying these recent ones will spur along my embarrassingly sluggish (fourteen years and counting) “project”  –working title: Fabulous me, a hagiography. Stressing the ‘hag’.

Tis not a stretch to call Charles Kelly (aka SeeKay) the  “king” of mountain bikes. Yes, there are many kingdoms  around the mountain, and yes, there are some that are more..uh, well-advertised, but in my opinion,  SeeKay (aka CK) is the keeper of the fathomless knobular scripture, and the rightful bearer of the imaginary ermine robe.

He’s a regular  guy with regal bearing– “eminence grease” comes to mind.   There’s that impressive blog.

There’s the piano dancing…(Kelly Moving Co. relocates unwieldy,  delicate instruments  thither & yon.  Ask him about the time he moved the piano from the wrong house, and didn’t find out about the mistake until the next day).

Oh, yes, the rock n’ roll roadie life…so much wealth!

He’s a bit sheepish about the brandishing  of the scepter, but I hope  to lead by example.

Along those lines, he’s lashing himself to a chair in order to write his memoir. Which is gushing out of him at a refreshing two or three thousand words per sitting.
I don’t have a particular message…just reporting on what was flowing past me at the time, and a lot of stuff has flowed past….Now that I’ve told people I’m writing it all down, I’ve blown my cover.  I can’t hide behind a veil of secrecy… everyone’s askin’ me how my book is coming!”

Rolf Tournament, hold that Tiger

•February 28, 2010 • 3 Comments

“When the body gets working appropriately, the force of gravity can flow through. Then, spontaneously, the body heals itself.” — Ida Rolf

This is one person who might be able to straighten out that bent famous rich dude with a humiliated family. The “gravity” of the situation calls for Strong Measures, and I think I know just the guy.

His name’s Quinn the Rolfer, his practice just arrived in Marin, and er…this blog has absolutely nothing to do with Tiger’s woody except for all the stupidass jokes that crowd my racing mind as I put keys into motion…

Just back from my very first of ten intensive sessions with body  educator Quinn one name’ll do. The guy that specializes in hi-speed cyclist like Leap High Lovehammer and Yuri Householdname has agreed to working on a known slowpoke with absolutely no training method and very little sports ambition (other than: get me to the line on time!).

He assured me pain was not part of the program anymore; the lurid tales of tear-soaked rolfing tables have given way to rave reviews of another half inch of height and “interesting sensations”, maybe a little discomfort.

Being a self-bruiser since I first fell off a bike, this wasn’t the least bit daunting. If it improved my posture, and let me feel like the (muddiocre) modern dancer that jete’d her way through college again, I’d be very pleased.

He described the way the bones and the connective tissue can be incorrectly aligned owing to a lifetime of both bad habits and old injuries where compensations do a decent job of short term pain-stave offage, at the expense of long-term alignment blahblahblah and as Miss sorry Doktor Rolf put it, the body heals itself when you place everything in the proper place….

After a very educational kneading, prodding, ‘neutral position’ing session in which I only flinched four times (nice to have it be an even number, eh?) I stood up, floated out, and was almost off on my bike before I realized I’d left my  Peloton winery jersey and polkadot black burnout silk scarf back in the office.
My cognition might need a separate tune up, now that my ears are in line with my shoulders, hips and ankles…

Different angle

•February 23, 2010 • Leave a Comment



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Originally uploaded by J. Suzuki

Sips For Kids.

Sips For Kids

•February 22, 2010 • Leave a Comment

gary, steve potts, charlie kelly, sky yaeger, me, ross shafer, joe breeze, author andrew ritchie, otis, marilyn price, mr. sutton, and Broken Drum owner noah berry

Rainy Sunday.
I was sure I’d be the only person to actually ride my bicycle to the “Sips For Kids” charity event.  But I was wrong. There, in the doorway, stood the redoubtable Darryl Skrabak, my mentor-in-chief, his feet still swaddled in plastic sacks…he’d pedaled from southern San Francisco. So much for my bragging rights.
OK< so there we were, 30 years after he showed me into Marin County that fateful Thanksgiving Day in 1980.
But he didn’t have a ‘pioneer’ badge on, nor is he in this photo (damn, why didn’t I grab him? OK…next year, dude, you’re in…after all there were a coupla poseurs in this year’s group shot…)
So Andrew Ritchie came over from Berkeley to see the short-list of legends, and also to practice dumpster diving.
Oh, and C.K. was there, letting me look at HIS manuscript. I better get to work on mine.

Steve Potts brought Daniel and Brennan, his princely teens, not  little leaguers anymore…Breeze brought Tommy and Connie Breeze gamely endured the hubub..Juli Furtado showed up and I greeted her as “Beth”–she is the twin of Marilyn Price’s daughter (evidenced here). Juli had a kid 3 years ago…name’s Wyatt…I was floored. The kid’s darling, very blonde.

Oh, a big ol’ thank you to Chris Matthews of Specialized, who sponsored me a beer! AND caught my flying-off-the-bike womanoeuvre three weeks ago at “Dirt Bowl”. John Suzuki, manager of Berkeley’s Missing Link co-op,  documented the whole thing….

And: lovely talking with the father/son team (dad from Fresno, kid from SF), and with Christine Bourgeois and her husband Mike/Dave.

Anathema Wealth & Hellness

•February 21, 2010 • 5 Comments

For a month or so, our insurer has been in the news because they’re raising our self-insurance rate 39% (that’s almost 40%, which is well on its way to increasing by half…in a single jump!). People like CC and I are the smallest group of insured people–the self-employed–in California.
The Chronicle’s story today on the health-care cartel pointed out that all the fees are cloaked in secrecy
Patients pay different amounts and hospitals all charge different amounts depending on who you are affiliated with. Those affiliated with no one or nothing pay the most by far, unless they are perfectly, proveably indigent–a state easily achieved when you have to pay for trauma aftermath, spending down to qualify for Medi-Care.

Our broken system is widening the have/have not gap.  Even people with little more than a roof over their head–the cartel wants it. No, it wants it liquidated ; just hand over the money.
Hard to imagine change.  In California the cartel pays to both political parties…and even assures that any kind of voted-for change has to pass unrealistically high standards (the 2/3 majority).  But somehow, forty years ago Hawaii figured out a way to insure  everyone…and it hasn’t lead to ruin. Or has it? Do I even know?

An unorganized group (we’ll call them ‘citizens’) cannot match the spending and PR power of the cartel.
So the once-useful tool to rout the corrupt railroad barons, etc has now become a tool for the very villains that the tool was designed to rout.

Hence, “Anathema”. We shrug, and hand over all our assets, earned by the month.
This is to keep them from forcing us to sell the hovel.
Superb business, no competition…. No matter what you do, you are paying them. Incrementally, the way a smoker courts death on the installment plan, or all at once, when you have an accident, and have to spend down. It is true we all die anyway.
It would be grand to deny them our hovel, though.

These days I want to not bother being insured, CC won’t think of it. We have debates. One thing is for sure. We are changing companies, even if we can’t avoid paying even MORE per month. With Anathema, you got absolutely nothing on the plan we had. It was simply a payout to prevent house-grabbing.
With Kaiser, you actually are paying for doctor visits and stuff. Why we started with Anathema in the first place? Because Kaiser is harder to reach by bicycle….