Boys and their bikes

•June 13, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Pulling up to the local grocer, and about to inspect the “back door”, I encountered a half dozen youngsters on mountain bikes.

Someone said, “want a popsicle?”
“Oooh, yeah! An’ I’ve got something for each of YOU!”   as I excavated some cards from the bottom of the messynger bag cards with an audible “flourish“.*

“Check it out! I’m a legend”. A couple of boys (the older ones) backed away.

As for the tykes, their eyes lit up as they picked out all the tiny bike bits in Craig Coss’s (future) prize-winning design.

I asked their coach his name, (Ryan Loften). He   told me he runs a camp called Mt Tam Bikes camp.  I asked the kids their names. I repeated all six back, but please don’t test me now. Raden is the only one I can remember. These were Ryan’s eagle riders, friends more than clients. Fueling up for  a school’s out reconnaissance ride.

We shot the breeze, and I shot these pictures. I didn’t inquire where they hid the girls , but I sure wondered…they need me.

*Yes, I actually SAY the word, whilst

whirling the card in a little circle for added emphasis.

The whole gang at Cala Market.

Bicycle As Social Tool

•June 13, 2011 • 3 Comments
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Queen o' brakes by Craig Coss

Rode slowly to the city last Friday, stopping at Craig & Michelle’s Sausalito apartment. Thirty years in the county, and I ‘ve only had two families to visit in Sausalito; Phil Frank’s and now Craig’s.

Perched overlooking a sharp downhill turn on the bike path, they don’t need a television. Drama unfolds (or explodes) daily.
Craig’s artistic gift (see left) will fuel a flurry of teaching gigs this summer, assuming all the windshields, bike baskets and back pockets I tuck this fine card into yield a one percent return.

The rain never arrived as I crossed a windy Golden Gate bridge. People huddled together,  underdressed  for the most part…mid-June in San Francisco!
But one couple literally glowed from within…the man was wearing a red leather motorcycle racing jacket with the words “Movie Star” in giant white letters, a proud prince with a black haired princess on his arm.

After thinking about it a minute, I turned back to ask permission to take their picture, and they said of course. His name is Brando (“Like Marlon”) and her name…is (ulp) Siriana or Cymara or… oh hell. It’s a pretty, but it didn’t adhere to my teflonhead.

We took every combo of pictures but this is the only good one:

Then as I skirted the South Tower, a racer-esque pair scooted past, and one called my name.

At the parking lot I caught them, asked how they knew me.  Jeff Thrasher (his real name!) and his sidekick, Ilya Kuriakin (not his real name) had driven a bunch of riders for they AIDS ride, and were  just finishing a little jaunt before they tried the coffee at the new Rapha cafe in Cow Hollow.
I showed them to Filbert street, and befriended yet another person at the cafe whose name I totally obliterated–she has our pictures on her phone.

Another friendly response to the “Hi, I’m Jacquie, the world-famous washed-up bike racer”.

Picked up the 2,00o boastcards from Rocket Postcard and decided to take the bus. I waited 45 minutes for that baby, thinking, shoot, I’d be pedaling through Larkspur by now….except I had 12 pounds of paper lashed to the Breezer, and 25 miles logged already.

On the bus, two  men, a boy of 20 or so sitting in front of me and a toothless skinny guy struck up an across-the-aisle conversation. Within minutes, it was clear the kid was going to some drug abuse program, and the other guy kept making encouraging noises,  counseling him not to fuck up like he did. Already  incarcerated twice,  in prison  half his life, picked up AIDS from a methamphetamine needle, and now has to somehow dodge the Man so he can get through parole. He kept describing increasingly desperate scenarios–riding his bike home in the dark, hitting a skunk, and then ruining his wife’s couch with the fumes…then reminding the kid he needed to stick to the Bible, and “find a good woman”.
As the older one disembarked, he gave the kid his phone number, and the boy reciprocated.  “See you bro, God loves ya, bro. Call me anytime!”

I feel sorry for people who’ve deprived themselves of the opportunity to have Life being written right in front of them (as the bus bounces along).
For five bucks and a nickel, I’d been duly instructed.

Way too much rain in JUNEuary

•June 2, 2011 • 5 Comments

For a week we’ve had rainy cold weather–very wrong for the season. Today, at eleven a.m. it grew dark so suddenly, we thought someone turned out the lights.

Rain rushed in, and we grumbled about having to light yet another fire in the woodstove.

Last night I heard Kay read at Book Passage– I got Connie Breeze to come, as well as another longtime friend, the drummer Sally Burr. I saw many of Kay’s devoted readers, colleagues, and friends in the  packed bookshop.  Three different women introduced Kay, reminding me of a team lead-out in a road race: the domestiques give it their all, and then the champion sprints in for the win.
Anyone who’s heard Kay before knows that, while her poetry stands beautifully on the page, her readings are wonderful.

She mentioned how she’d always wanted to be a stand-up comic, but that she probably would have bombed on the comedy circuit.

“Here, you are expecting a poet. The standard is so much lower….” (uproarious laughter from an adoring crowd).

“It’s amazing what people read into your work.   This  next one is called “Crown”:

Too much rain
loosens trees.
In the hills giant oaks
fall upon their knees.
You can touch parts
you have no right to—
places only birds
should fly to.

A young woman wrote me, saying that she’d recently had some dental work, and recognized that this was what the poem was about …I told her no, that wasn’t it, but thanks for the laugh…”

I can’t sleep.

I chopped my hair off some more.

Early cycle training is crucial

•May 26, 2011 • 7 Comments

 

early cycle training

Originally uploaded by State Library of New South Wales collection
Here, Petunia McNabb takes her pet wombat
Josephine out for a little ride round the neighborhood.

Where are the commercials?

•May 19, 2011 • 5 Comments

And will my astute computer whiz readership help me weed them out?
Artist Marc Burckhardt, whose paintings I just discovered when I was looking for  an original depiction of the great Robert Johnson, pointed out that on his computer, when you click on my blog address at the bottom of my emails, Google ads and banners and bike shops pop up….AUUUGGGHHHH!!
They’re not on my computer. Why on his?

An hour’s research and a couple of irritable letters from me yielded results from the WordPress people. According to the WordPress support team: “The possible display of ads was disclosed at point 9 in our terms of service when you signed up on    http://en.wordpress.com/tos/  “.
Yep. I guess I didn’t carefully read my WordPress contract. When did these “Possible ads”  first appear?   I’ll have to delve further.  I may have been unwittingly pelting you all with ads  for years. If you’re reading this and know what I mean (do you see banners alla time?) LET ME KNOW.

During my run I ruminated, but tried hard to pay attention to the trail since I didn’t have glasses on. My nose already has a big crimp where the half-pound Oakleys pounded their way into the soft bone….Don’t break arm tripping while Being Mad About Having to Pay 30 bux a year to NOT HAVE ADS in your free website.
Mark Twain once said something like  “if, after a year of writing, you have not been offered pay, it is a sure sign  you were meant for chopping wood”.

What would he have said about someone paying for the privilege of being read (in the old days that was called vanity press, the kind of publishing that wealthy undertalented writers pursued. As well as the grossly misunderstood like Walt Whitman  and Sterne.

In the meantime, tour Marc Burckhardt’s original, yet very familiar primitive painting style at his two sites…..This one, and that. And look for Robert Johnson, he is gloriously insouciant, smoking away with a back drop of shiny CDs.

Hep me, plz.

PS Thank you, Trailer Park Cyclist , for volunteering your school chum Rob Eder for the illustration…

Happy 100th birthday, Robert Johnson

•May 19, 2011 • 2 Comments

Charcoal drawing by Rob Eder

Often sleepless Thursday morning from 2 am til 6, as Kevin  Vance hosts “Nonfiction Music”.

I can’t hear the radio when we play it (too softly) in the treehouse,  so I tiptoed down to the house to listen.  This night featuring a trove of Delta Blues,  plus lots of ‘nod to Bob‘ it being Dylan’s 70th b.d. next week.

Sleep? I’ll do that at six.

Oh, I have to write about bikes, eh?

My calendar said “Ride w/CK” but no explanation, and  I called my not-husband for a hint as to how he was penned in on May 15.
“I’m riding with a British guy, something about a lifetime dream to ride Repack.”
“I’ll be there….he needs a bonus legend, eh?” I said, sensing an innocent young guy getting blown sideways by SeeKay’s gale force charm.  With me along, there would be an equal, opposing force.

It was 42 degrees F. Chilliest May on record.

Decked out in my warmest, I called out to my Charlie, “Back in fifteen minutes!”, convinced I’d just  say hello at the Java Hut, then head home to some nice cocoa and a warm fire.

But.

The.

Sun.

Came out.

Along with U.C. Davis student Sarah McCullough, who’s doing a paper on “our” sport.

We took off when Jamie B. of Kent got a rental sorted out, and I immediately got dropped when I stopped to talk to a friend ( a very common motif when CC and I ride), only I didn’t know their route round to Repack…luckily I knew a shortcut.

Caught ’em studying an orchid at the top of the ridge overlooking Fairfax.  Had everyone pose for a shot:

CK probably has the orchid on HIS blog…er, site…so yeah, he’s a born-again botanist, specializing in Iris douglasii, with a minor in orchis….
Verily, the hills did ring with SeeKay’s geological wisdom (“That blue stuff’s serpentine, it erodes slower than the surrounding chert…”) and my helpful addenda which was 77% accurate.

Might have terrified Jamie about the ticks, which he knew nothing about.  While we rode, the rain clouds circled us and dumped everywhere but on us. Rain ‘cells’ do that around here–CC was at home thinking we were getting soaked.

After a brilliant and very safe, mellow descent down the legendary dirt road, (Jamie expertly commanding a rented bike with the brakes in unfamiliar set-up) we repaired to Iron Springs Brewing Co for their Casey Jones IPA and some nachos.  More stories from the Garrulous One.

Iris hunter

Beauty bonus: fewer wrinkles

•April 21, 2011 • 7 Comments

And no need for colorful eye make up!
I have arrived at the essence of “bisogna soffrire per essere bella” philosophy.

age-defying!

Idiot tackles car culture single-nosedly

•April 20, 2011 • 3 Comments

Day three of the new, blue me. My morning after look:

The hair is more awful than the bruises

Jumped on the road bike to accompany Charlie on our spring Hunt For Violets ride along Bo-Fax road.

Confident he’d catch me, I left while he was helmet & jacket faffing. Alone on the climb, my nares opened for the first time and I caught a whiff of the white roses growing along someone’s fence.
Ecstasy!
Now, if the nose can stay open until I get home, I’ll have an appetite.

He caught me when I was capturing the Dog-tooth violets that  cover the red sandstone embankments after mile #3.68:

CC rode further, to the Bolinas ridgetop. I was running on fumes since I don’t eat when I can’t taste food.    But I zipped back, tore open some of the dumpster creams I’d been hoarding, with the purchased gelatin (Knox product probably never gets tossed, or so rarely I’ve never found it, so I have fallen off the Never Buy Food Wagon–the last time I did it was for lovely, rare Wasa flatbread, which I’m almost sure is to be discontinued. It’s just too damn healthy to be a true snack food. I wrote them and said I’d like them to consider sponsoring my singlespeed obsession. Hah).

Digressions, my forte.

And after I made some nice panna cotta with the aforementioned Knox gel and cream and grated palm sugar and uh, I guess this should be in “Salivation Army”, huh? I have never figured out how to transfer a written thing, maybe now’s the time, eh?

Argh.

Here’s me after my ride:

Helmets always improve my unusual, 3-cowlick mane

Oh, and lovely neighbor Sheila S. dropped off a weeks supply (well, for me a couple days) supply of homemade chicken and rice soup. Hot. I guzzled. I could taste it. Heaven.

Breaking News: self-administered nose job

•April 18, 2011 • 1 Comment

Yesterday Margit invited me to ride with Marty Albion, the hyperfit 75 year old cycling legend of the West County.
We rode 65 miles, from Walnut Creek around the rear flanks of Diablo, over Morgan Territory (“Margit Territory”) road, as lonely as it sounds….it must have been idyllic when George Mount and his friends were riding there in the early ’70s.

We climbed 7000 feet–it was a long (8 hour) beautiful (sunny with fog in distant hills) spring road ride with a very cool trio of gentlemen who didn’t slow us down one bit.

The summit of Diablo is around 3800 feet–a healthy thousand feet higher than Tam. The 15 mile descent was a long, rhyming curve and body sonnet. I passed a couple cars, dropped my friends by twenty minutes, and took lots of pictures.

Today I was a little sore.

It felt great to do sundry errands and one chore:  get to  post office before 5 pm. Objective: re-pay my bounced IRS 2011 tax check (which I’d thoughtfully paid two weeks  early). Even worn-out legs love a flat spin around a few miles.

Turning up the final stretch to our place on a hush-quiet Monday afternoon, I let my mind wander to what I’d be doing tomorrow.

I admit, I like looking up at the olive tree where I pick, even though I’ve coined a silly phrase “beware of where you stare, for your wheel will steer you there“. A Jacquiefied version of “don’t look where you don’t want to go”.
I hate all those fucking “don’ts”, almost as much as I hate “Women’s Only” (crappy syntax).

So, yeah, I’m looking at alllll those olives.

Wham, crunch, ow.

The next thing I did was give myself an unscheduled nose-job.

The white Ford pick-up truck that practically  lives parked peacefully at the curb under the tree ambushed me, mid-daydream.   I know it hates me, cuz it knows I really have a withering opinion of over-powered trucks that tow 240 pound men around on their  countless daily errands.

But I forgot. And  the bridge of my nose deformed the bumper.

I now have a ski-jump nose, where I used to have a ruler-straight one.

Before:

Posing for my face-card profile

and after:

rather frightening shadow, yes? Note ski-jump curve.

Arnot-Roberts wine release

•April 10, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Mini Cupper

Geoff H. has as much interest and expertise in wine as he does in bikes. He makes a dozen or more wine pilgrimages each season to taste the latest releases.

The folks at Arnot-Roberts make excellent syrah, chardonnay, and cabernet, the last two of which were being aired in Forestville.

The barn they share with other vintners was buzzing with people from 2 to 82, and a half dozen dogs as well.

Django was the alpha pooch, who even had his own postcard….will dig up anon….Duncan and Nathan (owners of Arnot-Roberts) are big bikers, and a third gentleman, Pedro Rusk, told me he’d produced the t-shirts for WTB in years gone by.

“Small whirl” I grinned.

There was slow jazz played on the patio, with a few dozen well-dressed and shod people circulated, swirling huge ballon stemware and enjoying themselves in the chilly warehouse.

There were many people who ride bicycles here. The smoked ham hock was anchored on a “Pork Tool Wheel Truing Stand” (see pix in margins). Nathan’s wife had once inquired about wombats  a few years ago (I found this out when I got home, and typed her name into my databaste). Jerry and Trish, the folks from S.F. ride a lot—that’s what he does every free minute.

I think the most impressive rider I met was Brian Martin, a 65 year old Canadian who describes himself as a ‘serious amateur’ winemaker…who had been off the bike for 13 years due to a host of joint and back issues, and only recently had them all resolved.

“You haven’t any idea what it’s like to ride a bike if you haven’t lost that ability for a decade or so, then had it restored” he told me. “It’s pure magic”.
Well said.