Jacquie Phelan's Weblog

Ever notice how a broken wheel resembles a heart?

How about: the wheel restores a broken heart?

My flckr page icon  (wombatbiker) features such a wheel.

Very productive week, starting on Thursday when a bunch of ladies got together to brandish gluey toothpicks, gold, pink and red paper, and scissors around a conference table at the Marin Cancer Center.

Jane Kraft is the motherhen of the enterprise, though I’ve also produced valen-fab parties since 1983.   My box of 25 years’ worth of lascivious, off-color and generally adult valentines still brings a smile to my face.

Charlie, remember the little tiny corduroy pants, complete with functioning zipper, etc?  Oh YEAH! And the genuine hair we’d incorporate….(sigh).

Well, the ladies were doing more commercial-type cards. I showed one of the women how to rub a pencil on lace, or onion-bag netting, to get a nice textured effect…She showed me how to keep track of my glue-laden toothpick, and  my elbow out of the glue pot.

Pedaling home afterward, it began to rain. It was dark. I was wearing the wrong clothing: jeans, cotton shirt, fortunately a very thick sweater over the flimsy tee-shirt. Normally I’d be very unhappy about the triple-threat of dark, cold and wet, but because I’d had so much time in the overheated hospital room, it was pleasant to cool down as I  admired the rain ( illuminated by my feeble AA battery-powered  Cateye handlebar light)  bouncing off the shiny black roads.

“I wonder if murderists ever notice how the drops explode?” I thought to myself, “or are they going too fast to see such a tiny detail?”

I vowed to look up Doc Edgerton’s films.

When I got home, a hot bath put me to rights.

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Pity, revulsion

For the second Chooseday in a row there was a tasty trove in the dumpster at the corner of  the BP gaspstation &  the “Villa Jokes” apartment building. Not the Mother Lode (besides, that’s for non-edible items), but more like a good Easter hunt.

Doing anything twice can catalyze a Ritual, but on future forages,  I will have to take steps not to be seen (portable privacy screen? Cloak of invisibility?). Traffic flow’s at least a dozen cars per minute , and I imagine five percent of the drivers are ‘really  looking  (instead of talking on the phone), or the sight of a hunched figure caught their attention….of these witnesses, a fraction will  know me. But a number will..have an opinion, just like one does when one passes a scuzzy hitchhiker.

Coincidentally, or not, our morning paper had a great shot of a young woman on her bike with a fruit-grabbing pole. Half my age. That is very heartening. Maybe over time there will be some way to actually feed people with the found food lying all about.

Prepared food has hazards that raw ingredients don’t…but I’m feeling dangerous,  so I trod new territory by hauling away unopened meals. The ones that Meals of Marin prepares using good ingredients, then packs into alu-tubs and delivers at suppertime).

Like an irritable mom  who  polishes off all scraps, I mourn waste with a thickening waist.
Take my time arranging twenty pounds of  groceries, mixed with curiosities like a pair of glasses, a camera, and many sets of airplane headphones. One imagines some sort of gastronomic crime scene, where the resident cooked up something, took pictures, hated the meal, threw everything  out: the meal, the camera. and in so doing   bending his glasses, etc…Can’t  work in all those headsets, though. Push off with only the tiniest wobble of the handlebars–un-recycling that big cardboard box to carry it all was a stroke of (insert cliche here).

When I tumbled into the house, laden as usual, I knew my afternoon would be waste/rescue oriented.  Ignoring inner signals that I’m throwing away my precious time and talent on the equivalent of bailing out the Titanic with a teaspoon, I settle in for a good bail..

Stepping over the ‘food styling zone’ in the middle of the living room floor, CC asked if I’d thought through the implications of being being spotted out there, week in and week out.

“Well, you are bringing a little India into Fairfax” he offered.”They might have mixed feelings”.

What about being questioned by the cops? Mental note not to wear dark blue ironed longsleeve wool uniform shirt with gold buttons…while diving. Otherwise “Ossifer Phelan” might just become a true fashion criminal.

Is this all perverse?  Must consult with Jeff Ferrell, my friend at Texas Methodist University, a sociologist, criminologist, but mostly the adept author of  The Empire of Scrounge.

It’s possible that since a new hard times might be upon us, there will be a brother/sisterhood of not exactly hobos, but bohos, bohemians I guess, who don’t give a (expletive here) about how it LOOKS to be harvesting the hurled household hoardings.

My excuses for transgressing have been : the economy, the fun of it, the shock value, and the revulsion and the pity. Revulsion about the waste, pity for the time and resources being pitched…and I guess it’s also a form of research/experience for my slowly augmenting BOOK that still has no agent.
The book that combines cycling, recycling, remembering, and the Glean Plate Club branch of the Salivation Army.

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