Inyo Quest

•May 29, 2009 • 1 Comment

IMG_1763IMG_1765IMG_1721Last week my musical/photofriend Lynne dropped in after an overnight with her hiking pals in Pt. Reyes.

She described an upcoming desert trip–probably her hundredth –to the  arid untrammeled terrain she has always returned to: the Inyo Mountain range,  all the way across California.

I never get to go on these trips.”

“Then come!”

Selling Charlie on the idea of six Jacquie-less days was not hard.
Neither of us partake in the  annual summer stampede out of Marin County. I like the feeling of paradise vacated.

But…I was itching to get out of town and I knew CC would love to have some space. Did I ever tell you I don’t put shit away?  Or close drawers, turn off water taps, or even (gasp) shut the fridge? It’s not exactly what you’d call high-maintenance, well,  maybe it is…

I mean, maybe I am.  OK so my caseworker needed a break.  Let’s just say that we each got a vacation.

Threw way too much food into a basket, and stuffed a sleeping bag into a ludicrously ill-fitting backpack, dug out my heirloom folding cutlery, and showed up a little late to Lynne’s place two days before the weekend. She drove straight all day,  a regular sweetheart (of the road-eo).   In Yosemite,  we sang along with the yodellers and the white gospel singers playing on the (excellent) music system.  Then as dusk fell,  she expertly steered her Toyota up the six miles of  twisting rock-walled canyon on  a dirt road to a flat spot.

Cerro Gordo Mine, long unworked, boasts a little guest house or two but we slept under the  triple density stars.

Early the next morning we aimed for the Saline Valley Salt Tram.  We’d need a couple of days to do what some Sierra Club desert marathon-types were to do (and Lynne had thought of attempting) in a single day: reach New York Butte and bag the 10,000 ft peak.

For me, walking with sixty pounds means shuttlng sacks of cement from car to driveway one at a time. Ten sacks take about fifteen minutes to schlepp, and I never think twice that it’s ‘work’.

After that first mile, I decided it was a good idea that this trip would be mostly on roads.  I’m impressively clumsy on two feet and I caught a thought lurking in the back of my head: “this would be so much easier with a bike”. By day’s end, after seven hours just counting the walking, I realized that a mile an hour was going to be my ‘rate’.

I think I’m  a minimalist. I had only the clothes I wore, plus a rain jacket and wind pants. But I  couldn’t survive four days without tea. Really hot tea. So there, lodged against my left ribs, lay  a thermos bottle–the good kind, with a delicate glass liner.  Next to it nestled the elegant stove & fuel bottle that boils water in about 3 minutes.

Oh, …I had to have the hundred year old hand carved folding knife/fork/spoon Charlie found and gave me back in the days when he traveled.   Then the food. Chocolate. Home made energy bars. Tuna. Cans and cans of tasty heavy food.

I felt like a pregnant walrus shuffling along, and doubly so when I tried to bend over to take a picture of a rare phlox winking up at me.

The summit road beckoned. The Pipeline trail was a little more off-putting (being scree at  angle-of-repose an’all). Loose rock tinkled like broken plates. Flat black leaves of rock resembling burned pages of books  told me stories of violent uplift and wicked wind erosion.  Flowers I’d heard of but never seen were blooming here and there.

There was at least one lion in this vast, little known wilderness, I saw its scat.

Best of all was getting to know my friend who plays a mean (literally) fiddle and takes exquisite photographs. We’ve known one another ten years, but never done this expedition thing together. I’d heard of umpteen group trips she’s been on, and tucked away all those delicious details in my brain,  like an adventure-starved kangaroo rat.

Now we were out on the actual land. On our left, the multicolored bed of the Owens Lake  sucked dry by Los Angeles. On the right, the Saline Valley. And this chain of rugged sage-brush and bristlecone pine desert, a huge linear wrinkle that parallels the much more famous but no more beautiful Sierra Nevada.

I discovered that I have a determined uphill lope quite a bit speedier than Lynne’s  But she can keep it up all day, ten hours if neccessary. THEN set up the whole dinner shebang, as I lie around whimpering about my ‘puffy’ shoulders.
I begged for clues on making it a successful trip.

“Well, I forgot to tell you that we stay in voice  range” she replied primly.

Considering that we’re damn near deaf,  that meant ten feet at most.
“But” she continued, “if you wanna go fast,  you can take one or two of my water bottles”.

Crisis averted.

I KNOW you don’t want to waste more time reading words, so I’ll fling up some Flickr shots….and hope you will follow my next adventure, Crossing Of The Untied States By Borrowed Bicycle.

Street Scene of The Future

•May 20, 2009 • 3 Comments
San Anselmo Avenue 2014

San Anselmo Avenue, anno 2014

There will be no asphalt.
Cars will be relegated to the outskirts.

Local produce will be delivered by hand.
Helmets will be optional, since lethal traffic is non-existent.

White pants will still be  risky (from a laundress’ perspective).

Thank you , Alix , for the picture.

It’s about 7 a.m. Alix and I meet on a shockingly, deliciously  sleepy suburban main street.  It feels like the set for High Noon.

Without auto access, few customers are coming to the roastery.

I want to savor the quiet street.

“Normally”, this is the locus of frequent fender-benders, near-misses– 83 year old Alix  was smashed last year by a motorist as she crossed  San Anselmo Avenue to go to a restaurant.

Road rage is routine. And the average speed of the cars? Twelve mph.

Because this three block stretch of San Anselmo Avenue is off limits, CENTER BOULEVARD is a parking lot jammed with pissed off murderists!

I wave to the hundreds in line, finger drumming or phone-talking,  each in their own $3,000 -$30,000 “wheel-chairiot”.

Encounter another rider en route to yoga…we gloat like conspirators, though he believes that we are ‘good roll models’ that will inspire the trapped traffic victims to take up cycling, whereas I believe we look like People In Want of Employment flagrantly sporting our leisure, inspiring them to take us out (in the gang sense of the word).

Musical Mother’s Day

•May 11, 2009 • 1 Comment

IMG_1632The Russian Chamber Orchestra is a ‘pick-up group’ of highly trained–predominantly in Russia–musicians led by the impressive Alexander Vereshagin.
He is a bicycler, and my age, and those are the only two things we share in common.

His depth of musical know-how is fathomless.  A polymath like Nabakov, he is excellent at music and at storytelling, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has some arcane hobby that has nothing to do with music.
We get him all to ourselves every Friday at College of Marin from noon to two.
He sprints up from Redwood City (did I altready tell this story? DAMN!) and back, and makes nearly nothing, and is teaching, oh…MAYBE a dozen ancient souls. And a wizend bicycle brat.

Professor V’s  music appreciation class combines Russian classical, folk music, world history (well, European, with the emphasis on his country) and stand-up comedy . Considering that he’s only been here a dozen years, his language mastery is astonishing.

Anyhow the orchestra played today.  Erna Torney sponsored me and Carol Cunningham.  Erna, who along with Tessa and ___ created the foundation to support and promote this ever-shifting pick-up ensemble is a 90 year old wonder woman.
She’s survived losing a young husband (with three sons to raise), and taught in all the Marin Schools, and now devotes considerable energy to this group.  As we pulled up to the little church (so low and insignificant that even though i’ve passed it literally a thousand times on my bike I’ve never once noticed it.) i heard my name called. Elyse Engleberg is an old time musician friend, and she also plays with the ensemble. Never knew that.  Now I’m really excited.
In the church, our entire class is sprinkled thoroughout the heinously sparse audience. The roof has a golden-hued skylight, and we cook in our pews.
The signal is given (tune-up lasted about 2 seconds) and boom, we were off in Mozart land. Like I’d never heard it.

As if I’d never heard live classical music.

What can we do to pack a house for this guy and his group?
All that talent…

Make for the coast

•May 8, 2009 • 2 Comments

A whole mileFirst down to Pescadero’s Coastways Farm, for music and food with old time musicians David Bradley and Randle Lundquist (Empty Bottle Boys, Bayou Swamis).

Then up to Arcata to see Repete Lewendal and Monika Rosika, Robin Hashem and her daugher Claire.  Pete  drove me out to one of the most beautiful back roads I’ve ever been on.
I want to get my pals out to ride this on bikes” he said over the odd noises coming from the engine of his Ford F-U 100.  It’s been over twenty years since I’ve jounced along a bench seat in a truck, evicting a brace of gracious canines to the chilly truck bed.
I could tell, since it was a 2.5 hour drive on the Kneeland Rd/Pacific Lumber Road, a lot of it dirt, that this would be at least a five hour very hilly ride. But no cars! Only fools in trucks showing off their land.

Doonie--&-Pardo

Trying Times For Swine

•April 29, 2009 • 4 Comments
How to ride this flu panic out...

How to ride this flu panic out...

Spring Breezes

•April 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment
Connie & Joe on the ridgeline

Connie & Joe on the ridgeline

Douglas iris, perfectionToo many years since I last did a flower i.d. walk with Joe and Connie Breeze. We’re in the middle of the wildflower surge, and this is what we saw this morning up there on Pam’s Blue Ridge, a two hour brisk walk from their Fairfax home (which is itself flower-bedizened, thanks to Con’s assiduous catalogue-and-trowel work from Scheepers and nd other rare bulb and plant purveyors.

It was a ‘weathery day’ –gray, shifting clouds with blasts of bright sun gilding the hills. then disappearing as we whipped out our nearly identical cameras. I include in my flickr site (see alongside) some of Joe’s fine shotz. img_1425

jaquie2

•April 24, 2009 • 1 Comment



jaquie2

Originally uploaded by ettschioppa

Ettore Schioppa, an architect, flyer, artist bicycle advocate..has great sketches, and I ‘m the kind of person that wants to try everything, and yet I never dare try drawing (at least, not enough)..
My paper doll project was inspired by you, Ettore. Thank you.

Coe Dependency

•April 21, 2009 • 9 Comments
Dreaded "Tire Creep Valve Injury"

"Gaping wound!"

Old standby: Spanish moss..

Old standby: Spanish moss..

Karl Vavrek, the enginarchitecteer down the street picked me up for a trip to the great lands known as H. Coe State Park.  It’s  worth  the hundred mile drive  just to see such magnificent oak, pine and madrone woodland.

And best of all: legal narrow trails. Lots of them.

As before (4 years ago!?  Seems like yesterday), I packed tea and munchies.

But I broke protocol (hell, I rarely ‘do’ protocol) out of  pre-ride excitement.

Instead of the always-carefully-packed  (& replenished) bum bag, I grabbed a cute backpack with the baseball-swinging rodent hanging from the zipper.

Miss Know-it-All  ought to know better than to yield to   last-second impulsive switcheroos. The morning I left for Europe last year I changed wallets on a whim, and almost had to order a new Visa card until I realized that the tiny plastic card was still in the “Nah, not this one, try a brighter one” billfold. Those last-second ‘indecision shimmies” will get you every time, because you can ‘t remember where the needle pointed when it was all over!  Left? Right? No, left, right?

Lessons learned don’t endure if the penalty isn’t painful enough,All I brought was my camera, some chocolate chip cookies (which I wolfed at lunch) and some blue sunscreen.

I dressed for cold weather, too. Longsleeve turtleneck dark blue polyp-roe shirt, and thermal tights.

It was a  warm day, but not the baking summertime heat. This was ideal spring sun with cooling breezes.

Mr. Vvrk is  conversant in all the things I know nothing about (namely engineering,  building, and architecture).

I adore buildings.

He  filled me in  on his latest projects, and before long, we were  high up in the hills above Morgan Hell.
At Coe,  you start at the top of a mountain.  You’ve been trapped in a car, and the minute you unload bikes (and pay the five clams) you  push off into the great unknown (any ride outside Marin fits in this category). You do not notice your tiny brass valve adaptor has somehow jiggled off the valve.  After all, the tiny things escape you, like the fact that you probably didn’t screw it back on right.   minimal-thread contact, analagous to the trail of  half-cocked jam jar lids,   open cabinets and left-where-they-landed clothes you just walked away from. But I digress).

No, the only thing you notice is how nice it is to stretch your legs, and how great to reconnect with a ride buddy seldom seen.

After a mile’s worth of climbing, you drop. And drop.  It’s as if you’re flying. Not a thought to how long each of those minutes will take to drag-ass back out.

Giddily,  we marvel at how easily the miles scoot by in the next  half hour.  Karl allowed me to ‘coach’ him in the Fear sections.  Mostly it’s swooping narrow track, great stretches of valley bottom, interrupted now and then with gut busting steeps to demonstrate our impeccable command of our machines.  I feel so tender toward my old aluminum ‘Colomboham’ , which has a 1995 WoManitou fork (= couple of inches of bounce).

We lunched alongside the China Hole creek bed, about twelve miles in (of about nineteen total).  I lay back and stared at the sky, and pretended not to have noticed all the ‘beware of ticks’ signs posted about. Spring IS tick season, and yes, we have borellia burgdorfii infected deer ticks dammit but I want to look at the sky and feel the ground holding me up without dwelling on a tiny creature smaller than the period in NYTimes 9 point.  I can’t see that small anyway.

Oops that really is a digression. SO, I enjoyed stretching out, with all the time in the world on a fine day, and most of the ride behind me.

I  vaunted my “Superior Handling SKills” (yes, I used those words)on a rocky step formation… then  frisked ahead to capture flowers sunning themselves.

The front wheel began to squirm.

I’d let some air out of my front tire ‘for better traction’ earlier,  soI knew I had a flat to fix, I’d lost the gamble between better sticktion and likelihood of flatting.

Hey! No spare tube on me !

Karl : Me neither.

Uncomfortable silence, while the implications sink in….

Two grown riders with  forty years experience between them FAILED to pack a  spare tube.

O.K, so repair is in order.  I settle in for a ten minute fix, while he plays with his GPS.

Drat… my tube has  a presta valve ( note to  self: when did I switch to presta? I thought I was a Schrader girl)… and  my Solibloc™ pump is Schraeder.

Miss Fastly Superior experienced a minute of  stomach-churning self-loathing

“Uh..Karl ?”

Cool,  Karl has a presta pump.

Ten seconds of relief.

“Oh, look at your valve!”  The stem was nearly decapitated ,  and a  semicircle of blackness gaped darkly up at us.

The slit-throat valve is endemic to non-technical -minded riders who  don’t bother to top off their tires…

If you ride, you begin to notice that not all tubes are created equal, and some are better at retaining air than others…Air bleeds out, it’s normal.  People that don’t tinker with their bikes have more frequent ‘disasters’ because when tech fiends putz around (“faff” to you over there in UK), you notice all kinds of things big and small, and attend to them.

Bikes are not like cars, which seem to be engineered for nearly no maintenance  (is this why Any Idiot in our country can  own and pilot a car?)
This sets  the inne rtube a- ‘walking’ inside the ol’ big tire.  If you further insult your bike by failing to liberally dust the inside of the tire (with  talc, starch, or clay) you will get  the Leaning Valve-Stem of Pisa….followed by the slit throat.

It was time to pull out my “Alice B. Toeclips hiking club” membership card.

Except hiking the remaining seven miles would probably take three hours.
I had to run, if we were to get back before dark.

“Karl, I am so sorry…” I offered lamely.”I just added a couple hours of delay to your day”.

He graciously shrugged it off, and rode slowly in solidair(head)ity.  Indeed, some times it seemed like my running pace was faster than his riding pace. I know this was an illusion. I really owe ya, KV.

By mile six I was starting to realize that pounding away on bicycle shoes, even on dirt is hard on the feet. I’d already noticed how much resistance a flat front wheel creates, writhing along on the ground, and often threatening to dive off to the side. I was on a lot of single track, and for the first time in my life I yearned to be on a wide fire road, where running alongside a bike isn’t so fraught with footwork issues.
The thought of twisting my ankle that far out added some caution.

But I really wanted the rangerette to come for me.

Luckily it’s against their policy to waste time on lame non-planners.

They have enough real emergencies.

Back at the car Karl “Valve-wreck” was popping me open a beer, and we both dove into the secondrate cheesecake I’d brought.

It was a great day, even when we got lost on the ride home, and added another half hour’s driving…

My bathtub beckoned.

______Addendum______

Do you want to know what’s in my bum bag?
A spare tube with no holes in it, wrapped in a scrap of corduroy.

My bikes all have pumps attached to the frame, but if you don’t have a way to lash a pump to your bike, stick on in the camelbag, messyinger bag, what have you..

Water, windbreaker, a small complete set of tools like a hex, a tiny titanium screwdriver custom-made by his royal Muddesty mr. C’ham.

Food food food.

Arm warmers. Ibuprofen. Penknife. Tiny squirt bottle of ProLink™  lube., and a small rag.  Maybe a map woudln’t hurt. Pen, paper of course. Sunglasses, reading glasses. Moolah, including coinage. A small coil of titanium wire.  Some rubber ‘snakes’ (thin strips of butyl tubing cut up). Kleenex. Or dirtynex, but something, anything for the outdoor loo.

Did Someone Say “Tea Party”?

•April 16, 2009 • 3 Comments
The Queen Is Amused

The Queen Is Amused

Tell me another joke, do.

It seems they’re on about tea again, these so-called Americans.  Don’t they understand the meaning of  impartial media?

Apparently the idea of a ‘tea party‘ has been cooked up by the Way Overboard Right, and is getting lots of corporate help for a series of ‘grass-roots’ citizen’s protest . Something about taxes.

Tea in the Morning

•April 15, 2009 • 1 Comment
Before All Else

Before All Else