Contagious Fun at China Camp

•August 21, 2010 • 4 Comments

Isn't that Joe Breeze, Charlie Kelly? Rumpfy? Geoff? Noah? Margit? Rich?

Nine riders gathered this morning under a chilly fog to ride the gentle swoopy trails built by the greatly beloved California State Park ranger, Patrick Robards.  Robards  was the first in the county to embrace the growing population of riders and create trails at China Camp that would be do-able, legal by any trail requirements, and fun.
The result is a weekend frolic, ten swiftly ridden miles with very little climbing and magnificent views of the black, navy, green and sapphire bay that wraps around the San Pedro peninsula.  We met Irish guys who obligingly took our pictures (thank you Peter and Collum), an English man who didn’t object to our scooting past him in a blur, and about ten different family groups, each with a four or five year old girl on her bicycle…

When the tree stump and the ‘tripod tree’ appeared halfway through the ride,  I assembled a group shot.

Margit P. was on her first ever ride on this part of China Camp, and Rich Belson, fresh from Vancouver and newly ensconced in Garlicland,  had never ridden here.

I get to aggravate my enthusiasm infection  through  the virgins.

Scooter turned 55 today, I told him Ned turns the same age tomorrow and hinted that Mr. Cunningham was enjoying his birthday the day after that, in perfect peace and without fanfare.

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•August 17, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Tour De Franck

•August 17, 2010 • 2 Comments

Hard hard road ride, a lengthened version of the King’s Ridge Loop.

Five friends, two of them new.

This time, I’m the slow poke!

We opened with an aperitif’:  the two hour drive on  back roads in Franck’s impeccable white van, which got tea slopped all over the rug.

Heading north,  waving masses of Queen Anne’s Lace crowded the way like throngs of fidgety spectators under masses of white umbrellas.

Out of the fog, a rider appeared, oncoming. Then another. A century was underway, and these were the early birds..half of them waved! It took awhile to realize that our car was festooned with three road bikes, we probably resembled an official support van…

The ride was wonderful. Spent time with each–Matt Potts, Lou Peterson, Keith Howell, George Mazza and the great Franck,  for whom this tour is now named–sorry, Franck. Some people have greatness thrust upon them.

I learned that Franck (pron. “Frahn”) worked this year’s Tour de France. He’s francophone, and his stories were all the more believeable for that accent.  Thirty of his new best friends want to ‘help’ him next year. I would ONLY go to the tour if I were paid. I can’t imagine chasing that parade…

Speaking of chase, at the Skaggs descent, my inner bulldog broke off the tether and flew by the two guys in front of me. Sadly,  I used a Very Original  (=unpredictable) line.

I.e., I was going too fast.

Once past my hapless comrades, I had to  bear  straight for the mountainside, while WAILING on the (perfectly functioning and thank god silent) brakes. In the nick of time,  (three inches of pavement left) I put my foot down and pivoted the bike. From then on,  I kept out of their way and reconsidered all the early career dramas I endured because I was a squirrel. I guess an aware squirrel is better than a clueless one.

Back in Santa Rosa, on Irwin Lane chez Keith/Paula, a feast was underway. Massive burritos, copious fillings, hella hubbub in the kitchen…it took a little prying to get us all away. Mega festive. Paula (and her sister Amy, mom Edie) fed us all!

Came home ready to crawl into the bathtub and make the back pain dissolve.

Dreamt of etch-a-sketch descents down curvy roads.

22 yrs since 8-8-88

•August 8, 2010 • 7 Comments

Wanna go for another twenny?

And still going strong. Our ride (road bikes) was a medley of Bay Area weather.
We began in freezing fog, dressed, bundled in a scarf, long gloves in my case, and many layers. Ten minutes later, still under fog, but climbing ol’ BoFax road I had to pilaf a layer while CC disappeared up the road.

At Alpine lake, an entire Bolshoi ballet corps of fogfairies played upon the dark flat surface.

On top of Tam,  we got a sunny summit, but not alone.  We saw around a hundred other cyclists coming at us us in pairs and clumps, the occasional solo rider as well. Precious few ‘couples’, it seemed.
Now and then Andy Hampsten types–all arms and legs– would stomp past us in a show of uphill superiority. One of the riders had a helmet camera on him.

Only reason I’d watch those films is: if my friend was making me watch or if I was no longer able to ride, and this was the substitute I had to settle for (Goddesss forbid).

Flowers everywhere–late summer has its own burst of color. Flying down the mountain was  cold. The damp drove itself into our chilly middles and only stopping for flower pix would warm us up.

Common Tater at Large

•July 31, 2010 • 1 Comment

Big is beautiful

Had a nice day.
No real action–

just readin’ at the computer for three hours, losing muscle tone.

Better blog about it…. (turn to Salivation Army for details)…

Any Bike, Anywhere

•July 25, 2010 • 4 Comments

Sean, Chris and Anna...Rawland bicycle wins Best In Show!

Day three of the Rough Rider’s Rally, a meticulously planned tour of Marin County’s best dirt.   The event producer was Chris Kostman, a guy who rode from SF to LA in about 31 hours back in high school, then achieved renown as retrogrouch/curmudgeon a few years later by penning an article in Bicycle Guide that essentially pooh-poohed mountain bikes, “I have yet to find a mtn biker that could beat me in the dirt”.
Hate mail (and spirited debate) ensued.  Kostman was too busy producing ultra marathons to settle the question for the last twenty years.
The Marin event was to be an exploration of the issue.  He had Charlie Kelly and me for color (well, off color in my case) commentary, and forty two enthusiastic riders of all strips.  Most had attended other AdventureCorps rides.  I might have been the only ‘virgin’.

Friday was easy: ride over Ridgecrest Blvd on the prettiest day of the year. Three hours saddle time with Sean, Errin and Bruce.

Saturday was hard: get up early and face the foggy hills with lie-abeds  Megan, Donna, Mike, Matt and J-Law, who spent an hour discussing the Tour over coffee on the comfy couch at Tam Bikes,  as the rest of the pack disappeared into the folds of Mt. Tam.

I’d  fallen in with the hammers.
Whether they wanted it or not, I shared what little I know about Railroad Grade, and learned a bit about the impressive J-Law whose wife Cara Gillis races professionally.
I really endeared myself to him pointing out  what lousy spouses racers are . Maybe with a bit too much finality.

Maybe he didn’t know I  had proof: moi!

Then there was the issue of my non-stop gabbling.

We picked up a lost rider, Andy Mari who’d arrived a bit late and done the reverse route, and I finally rode with  someone my speed (he had checkered vans draped over his pedals–very Don Martin/ Mad magazine).  Clinging to adhesion’s limit on those threadbare “Expotition” tires (at least 12 years old, nicely hardened) added suspense down the Gerbode Valley’s long, curvy descents.

The  fabled city of Marincello is spectacular by its absence.  Golden Gate National Recreation Area happened instead: a vast tract of not-quite pristine former army base. Eco-politics trumped a huge speculative project when growth (=”jobs!” ) was the rule–and  under Londonian fog it’s easy to imagine the highrise apartments, freeway, yacht harbor, restaurants hidden below. Of course, we rough riders would be more like mad Maxines and desperate bike messengers in the midst of tourist town traffic, had Mr. Frouge’s dream been realized.

The cashmere sweater/tights combo proved prescient, but I forgot to eat the heavy lunch in my bag until too late (four straight hours of cycling).  I rode the remaining hour of the 37 mile ride (plus the eight  from home) somewhat delirious, wisely skipping the big Coyote/Miwok dirt climbs.

Too pooped to think, I got lost trying to find the Tam Valley Community Center, but finally got there and plopped down with a personalized bag of salt and pepper Kettle chips (thank  you Elizabeth!).

Compared belly-jewelry with Eliz: we have the same little barbell, though mine has fake rubies, just like troll dolls had in the 60’s.

About thirty of us demolished the tasty punjabi supper with vegan options that truly looked great. As a carnie, I only eyed the goodies because everyone knows vegan bikies have to eat their weight in food every day, or else. I learned a bit about the redoubtable Swarm! team…and more about the amazing tandemists Jo and Jeff and a LOT more about Sean Virnig, who brought along Charlie the elegantly attired American Sign Language interpreter. Suddenly we became a lot more talkative, and when I asked Sean and Anna which of them was the “loudmouth”, Anna pointed at Sean.
I very seldom meet a PAIR of loudmouths…and given that both are acoustically quiet, I knew that this personality trait would come out in other ways.

Everyone who’s met Sean at the bike shows speaks of his glowing, articulate face and hands and of course the bike, which does a bit of talking as well.

This is sign for something cool, I'm sure

Several cold beers later, awards were handed out  and my old bike got one. Might have to polish ‘er up, and put new Cat-eye tape on the bars. But the tires are staying…I want them to unravel beneath me…First went to the Rawland bike (Drakkar?) w/650b tires, and second to Megan Dean’s fresh-off-the-press-who-needs-paint-anyway Moth Attackcycle.

Karen Rehder a long-ago wom-buddy, took me home by car–making it possible for me to get some z’s.

Ridgecrest Bl. (courtesy of AdventureCorps)

Next day at seven a.m. CC challenged me to get to Mill Valley on time.
I accepted, and was on board my ‘croclo-zeiss’ bike within ten minutes. Skipped breakfast–I needed to dress up a bit .Last night Chris had taken ta poke at my wabi-shabby style.

This made the two hour ride practically hallucinogenic. The pace was a manageable four miles per hour, allowing for much gossip. The hammers weren’t there to press me into the hurt zone, and we topped the mountain in sunshine with a big old fogbank to the south.
I dropped down the back side, down El Drudge (much less drudgy downhill! The bike was flawless, limber and most of all had the correct tire pressure. By accident, no doubt.

Dazzled by the golden paved surface of madrone leaf and rough rock, I was praying I wouldn’t have to walk ten miles.   The pinstripe woolen pants and natty leather ankle boots with the smooth leather sole look great, but probably would have been too hot to walk in.

No one on the ride knew of  the not-yet-beaten-to-death tweed craze. It will come.

Now, for weeding the back forty.

Shear Wizard performs Hair Raising Feat

•July 22, 2010 • 5 Comments

"Before"

by Aya D.B. Holder

Just got shorn.
For six years, there has been a tiny, ignored group of perfectionists who put up with my silly shredlocks.  Lopping them off was fun, and went in stages.
-The drunken woman gazing in the hotel mirror playing with scissors.

-The sober woman de-tangling the remaining five inches of ‘grasshoppers’ a few months later.

and lastly

-The canny recipient of Pat Leo’s emphatic sponsorship: a haircut in a real salon by her artist friend Melina Meru.

Melina’s a woman who’s worked with hair ever since 1960.

I was gowned , goo’d and rinsed.  Meanwhile, I gabbled on about everything from sodium laurel sulfate to chlorogallum root, when Melina called for silence and asked me to bury my chin in my neck.

“Some hair you have” she said,  pondering the two cowlicks in my  self-cropped thatch. “I need to concentrate”.

The scissors’ pleasing pulling went on for forty minutes… pinches of gray hair dropping into my satiny lap and all around the chair.

It being Larkspur (home of the Larkspur Canyon Gang), half the salon were mountain bikers, including pudgy Greg from Freewheelers Club and Dorrette the triathete, one of the stylists. They told me about thedisplay at the town library across the street featuring the ‘gang’ who held formal dinners up in Silvertree Canyon (now called Dawn Falls Canyon) in the late 1960’s.

When Melina had finished with me, I got an ‘after’ shot, then hopped out of the chair, rolled my bike out, remembered that I had a flat that I’d incurred a minute before entering the shop that I’d have to deal with, and push-biked over to the library for a look at the 2009 Mtn Bike Hall of Fame inductees.

"During"

"After"

This will be shipped (!) to the Gulf

SKUNK CAPTURED UNDER FRIDGE!

•July 21, 2010 • 5 Comments

Havahart trap doing its job

I was cleaning out the fridge, and noticed the shut trap.
Moved it without noticing a perceptible weight.

CC told me a half hour later, while I was hosing out the fridge that there was a critter inside.

I carried “Shalimar” up to the deck and clicked some shitty shotz but realize she could have shot me with something far worse.
She waddled slowly out of the cage, headed away from the cage, then ambled back toward me (ulp) and when I moved a bit her tail stood up straight and I froze.

PS: fridge is out-of-doors (we hate the damn noise, plus the heat it throws off, etc…much more efficient outside, but the wildlife have gotten pretty good at licking up the spilled shite I dribble while trying to carry six things into the house (this is ‘Phelanian efficiency” : 79% of the food makes it into the house, the rest lies in a trail between fridge door and threshold: a perfect feeding zone for possum, skunk, slug, towhee, and raccoon).

The killer trap for rats is under a metal milk crate,  and the bigger animals are safe.

DEMO

•July 17, 2010 • 3 Comments

West Point Inn Wombat camp 1992-- JP & Susan DeMattei. We were just kids!

My calendar had DEMO scribbled on it July 12th.
“Demo” means a bunch of stuff to bikers–a test-riding day at Trailhead Cyclery–always followed by a sumptuous barbecue.

I’ve never made it to any of them.

San Jose might as well be the moon for this chickenshit motorist.

OR DEMO can mean ‘demolish’ –what’s happening all around Marin: little cabins  scraped and  forgotten, replaced by McEstates erected on small parcels…

Demo (pron: Dee-mo)= a nickname for  my racing pal Susan DeMattei.    She lives in a galaxy called Gunnison, featuring Planet Crusty Butt.
I forgot to call her father to  verify,  and the thought slid back into the ooze.
Coming back from the morning swim ( I never swim Saturdays! But I got up and did it for some odd reason) , and lo!  A familiar face is coming my way at Lansdale Station.

I execute a U-turn, near where the long-legged black policeman hides on his motorcycle, citing the bikers who blow thru the complicated five-way intersection. As soon as I stop, I’m aware of being in a river of cyclists.

One of whom was Sue! We  dragged our bikes up on the sidewalk.  It seems a miracle I wasn’t daydreaming, was looking at faces going by.  Under a helmet, she’s no different from every other superfit blond on  a bike.

On the other hand,  I doubt there were many other riders that remotely resembled “St. Packrat” that morning. On my rack: a rolled up bathroom rug, a Patagonia fleece jacket, panniers bulging with found free-box treasure, and that helmet  with the lace and tapestry plus huge black dahlia front and center…

We caught up on everything, including juicy peloton gossip and bike politics. She’s in town for the 3oth reunion of Terra Linda highschool class of 1980.

“Not at Deer Park Villa again?” I asked excitedly. In 1990, I’d crashed her tenth reunion (it was practically next door) and, for the first time,  saw her out of uniform (skinsuit by day, nursing scrubs or jeans the rest of the time).

“Nope…it’s wa-a-ay up north on highway 37”.

“Tell the gang hello for me”. Susan’s gang of  school chums is a remarkable thing. Loyal, true, and exceptionally long-lived. Or maybe not. Maybe that’s the way it’s done: reunions regularly, solidarity, utter absence of petty squabbling…Ideal Sisterhood.

In the forty minutes we chatted on the sidewalk we were passed by about a hundred Saturday cyclists…a few of whom got to hear : “Yo! It’s THE OLYMPIC BRONZE MEDALIST FROM —”
“Jacquie! PLEASE!”

“Um, I’m trying to make you glad I don’t live in Gunnison, Susan”…

“Logging on” –for real!

•July 15, 2010 • 4 Comments

I ride this little section to keep my claws sharp

MigFig jingled me up and lured me out for a ride mid-day yesterday.

‘Twer hot.

“We’ll do the shady route” he promised. And up the hill we went.

Marin’s hills hide man-made lakes richly reward the reluctant climber with the kind of view–a lake, or a even just a patch of blue in the blur of trees–that make Being Outdoors such a natural high.  (Sorry, I have to give the lakes a bit of ‘product placement’, since they–along with the hills protected in ‘perfectuity’ for public enjoyment–are the reason mountain bikes got such a great send-off from here (even though we know perfectly well wherever there were bikes and dirt roads, there were Urmountain bikers).

These days, after an hour’s pre-dawn swim, any activity is …well, extra credit. And so I barely do anything else, unless prodded, in this summer weather we’re finally getting.

I ‘d been carrying around  Thoreau’s comment about needing a minimum of four hour’s walk per day, so out I went, and immediately improved my day by subtracting hours of potential computer time.

Mig was uncharacteristically slow. It  almost seemed like my pace…thus we rolled an hour’s ride into a two-hour photo session.

Balance, concentration and complexity=riding pleasure.

He’s reforming–he’d burnt out last year–by taking it easy on purpose. Not exhausting himself. This made it easier for me to also go more…’gently’…so there was ample time to shoot pix of me at my favorite play-station, a neatly sectioned tree trunk in a jagged line. Perfect for hand-foot-butt-eye coordination practice. That first log is about eighteen inches high, and takes some conviction to hop up on.

Since I know this fun little amenity  is made of mere wood, it will melt into the Lagunitas landscape.
THis blog was simply to document it.

I was too stupid to save my photos of the 130 year old cabin below the dam of Lagunitas…that the MMWD demolished without any public input, only sad outcry from Brad Rippe and myself.  It was around 3-3-03…a date that will go down in infamy because THAT was the day I got about three octogenarian history buffs (notably Jim Vitek,Nancy Skinner and Fred Sandrock) plus one youngster (Phil Frank) to have lunch with me and tell stories about Marin Water District’s colorful , boozy past.
And then the head ranger came along and confiscated my tape…

But that is another story. Here’s Mig, and a flower–a solitary pea that caught my eye.

Mig doing dangerous vertical descent