Open Letter To Mr. Pat Robertson from Kent Madin

Dear Friends,
Pat Robertson just had to let us know that Haitians earned two centuries of misery and the current earthquake by making a pact with the Devil.

Tomorrow, after making a donation to the Red Cross to support relief efforts in Haiti I am posting a size 12 sock to:

Pat Robertson’s Mouth
c/o The Christian Broadcasting Network
977 Centerville Turnpike
Virginia Beach, VA 23463

In the spirit of crazy, internet-driven grassroots movements, I cordially invite you to join me.

Surely, somewhere in your dresser drawer is a sock (or stocking)  which could save Pat Robertson from himself.

It only takes a moment of your time, any old sock will do, stuffed into an envelope and propelled with a couple of stamps. Dirty sock is O.K.

Feel free to distribute this humble suggestion to friends and encourage them to post a piece of footwear to Pat and tell him  “PUT A SOCK IN IT!”.

Just imagine the joy and humility that will be Pat’s on receiving thousands of socks from those who treasure his silence.

Note to my readers: Kent and his wife Linda Svendsen are philanthropic world travellers and tour guides. Charlie, his father and I went to Baja California on two of their Boojum Expeditions.

A little-known party animal commonly known as JFK Jr was  on the kayak tour.  The story will be in my ‘moi-moir’ coming out this summer.

~ by jacquiephelan on January 15, 2010.

2 Responses to “Open Letter To Mr. Pat Robertson from Kent Madin”

  1. Put a sock in it indeed. Grass roots and dirty socks.

    Your grass roots are popular…your email box has reached max cap m’lady.

  2. Great idea, but how will the sock fit. There’s a foot in there already!

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