Open Letter To Mr. Pat Robertson from Kent Madin
Tomorrow, after making a donation to the Red Cross to support relief efforts in Haiti I am posting a size 12 sock to:
Pat Robertson’s Mouth
c/o The Christian Broadcasting Network
977 Centerville Turnpike
Virginia Beach, VA 23463
In the spirit of crazy, internet-driven grassroots movements, I cordially invite you to join me.
Surely, somewhere in your dresser drawer is a sock (or stocking) which could save Pat Robertson from himself.
It only takes a moment of your time, any old sock will do, stuffed into an envelope and propelled with a couple of stamps. Dirty sock is O.K.
Feel free to distribute this humble suggestion to friends and encourage them to post a piece of footwear to Pat and tell him “PUT A SOCK IN IT!”.
Just imagine the joy and humility that will be Pat’s on receiving thousands of socks from those who treasure his silence.
Note to my readers: Kent and his wife Linda Svendsen are philanthropic world travellers and tour guides. Charlie, his father and I went to Baja California on two of their Boojum Expeditions.
A little-known party animal commonly known as JFK Jr was on the kayak tour. The story will be in my ‘moi-moir’ coming out this summer.